This store is about to go INTERNATIONAL
By John King
Wow, what an amazing few hours it's been!
First off I suckered Shopify into hiring me, and then I made this store free! With the prices I'm charging, I'm sure to retire in like ten minutes after my store goes live!
And it's going to go viral too! No joke! I coded a virus into my theme! It took a bit of doing, but using the fantastic Ruby On Rails I'm able to download your passport with just a few mouse clicks! Maybe I shouldn't be posting this though, it might ruin my plans. Still, don't be surprised if suddenly Interpol is calling you!
And it's going to go viral too! No joke! I coded a virus into my theme! It took a bit of doing, but using the fantastic Ruby On Rails I'm able to download your passport with just a few mouse clicks! Maybe I shouldn't be posting this though, it might ruin my plans. Still, don't be surprised if suddenly Interpol is calling you!What a great store!