Desert Island Sales are now possible!
By John King
Are you stranded on a desert island? Well fear not!
We here at Jakay's Emporium Of Flavour, or JEOF for short, haven't been working hard at this, but it turns out one of customers might be Aquaman, and he's agreed to run parcels out to deserted islands!
Unless you can breath underwater, like Aquaman, don't worry, just imagine the thrill of your parcel arriving on time in the middle of the Pacific Ocean! Take advantage of our TWO CENT SALE EVENT and save two cents of any purchase! No, free shipping does not qualify in the event of dessert island sales. Aquaman, or at least his brother or something, requires a lot of fish, which is odd, because he lives in the ocean. You'd think he could get all the fish he wants for free. But no. Payment is fish. Such a weird dude.
Anyhow look at how happy these two are with no hope of rescue...
I listed three things for their survival:
- Food
- Water, ironically
- Shelter