A Quick Guide to Avoid being set on Fire

See that? That's fire. And fire is hot.

Below are a number of reasons to avoid being set on fire:

• It is uncomfortable, and may leave permanent scars
• If you visit my Grandma, she will definitely not let you sit on the couch
• Foot prints can be ashy, difficult to escape ninjas tracking you
• No more frosty cold ones! Will all taste like burning
• Brilliant point no one has thought of yet.

Now, there are some advantages: